Super Junior – Bonamana May 11, 2010

I was going to comment on how 13-3 is even worse than 7-1, but there are still so many of them that Hangeng is the only one I miss … Anyway, I love the dramatic intro. How happy am I that Leeteuk is finally revealing his body? [Sorry for Shiabs woshippers.] Ryeowook looks even more [...]

DSBK — Break Out January 17, 2010

The first thing I thought of when I saw the set was Harry Potter: Diagon Alley. Why do they have freaky-looking people in this mv? It’s pretty weird to see non-Asian people in Asian music videos, so those freaks & those two children are rather off-putting. What’s up with the arms sticking out of the [...]

HyunA ft. Jun Hyung — Change January 7, 2010

Apparently shooting mvs in alleyways is popular nowadays. I’ve never bothered learning anything about the 4minute members before, so I don’t know if this is just a one-time solo track. How many successful female rappers are there in Kpop, I wonder? She’s not bad at it, and her dancing is eye-catching if repetitive. The English [...]

SG Wannabe & V.O.S. — I Love You December 31, 2009

What’s going on here? This couple broke up but they’re acting like shy strangers who follow each other around awkwardly? Okay no, I’ve figured it out. The man and woman were both heartlessly abandoned by their former lovers and have just now [miraculously] rediscovered each other as childhood playmates. Am I dense toward this kind [...]

Chocotree — No Pain, No Gain December 29, 2009

This brand new hip hop trio sounds like it’s named after a delicious snack, and their mv looks like something I could’ve made myself. The woman looks freakishly pale in some shots, like the legs of my cousin in China who wore pants all through the 90+ degree summer heat because she didn’t want to [...]

Younha — Today I Broke Up December 26, 2009

Okay, let me figure this out. Girl is dating Boy, but Girls best friend is also in love with Boy. Said best friend and Boy are getting together on Girl’s birthday not to celebrate, but in memory. This is doubly sad for best friend because she still has the hots for Boy, who is sitting [...]

Eun Ji Won ft. Mr. Tyfoon — Siren December 23, 2009

Oh my goodness. This man’s hair… Why are rappers so boring to watch? ]Sorry Mr. Tyfoon, but you’ll need to do more than the typical sitting around if you’re to keep anybody’s attention.] Do they think they actually look interesting? Ugh. This song is pretty sweet, which makes up for some of the strange styling. [...]

Brave Brothers ft. U-Kiss — Finally December 22, 2009

What. The. Hell? I don’t know if it’s the quality of just this video, but I wish the animation were a bit clearer; the heart looks like a semi-polygonal Sims character. This mv certainly does a good job of portraying whatever grotesque emotions the song is trying to get across. I can appreciate the symbolism, [...]

T-ara — Bo Peep Bo Peep December 21, 2009

I thought I had read somewhere that because of a poll, T-ara was going to promote “Like the Beginning” instead of “Bo Peep,” but I was clearly mistaken. Apparently this song has two videos, one that is 19+ and one that is 15+. I’m not sure why, since this song is already annoying enough, but [...]

Bye Bye Sea — The Starlight Is Falling December 16, 2009

Is that guy’s hair for real? … The name of this group as well as their song both sound terribly cute, as is the fact that every member is bespectacled. I know new groups don’t usually have the budget to produce a super mv, so I’ll go easy on them. That said, they did release [...]